He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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