do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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