i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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