I could make wine with my vomit
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
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Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
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They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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