yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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