Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
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Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
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Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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