R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
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