He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize