How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I need a hoe opinion
go on
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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