walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
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She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
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he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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