i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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