"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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