I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
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If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
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The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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