I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
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I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
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Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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