idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
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Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
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There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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