ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
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Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
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The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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