I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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