East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
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Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Found your dick twin last night
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
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Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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