ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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