If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
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The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
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My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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