at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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