It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
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would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
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he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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