It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
organizing the empties. That sober.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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