he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
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The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
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i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
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