I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Randomize
