So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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