He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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