Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
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the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
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I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I got inside last night via doggy door
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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