so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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