I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
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this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
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The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
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