We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
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Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
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So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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