He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
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its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
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guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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