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Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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