I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
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im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
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new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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