I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
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you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
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My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
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I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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