JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
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He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
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Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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