around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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