I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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