$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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