You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
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i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
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I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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