So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Randomize
