Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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