i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
Randomize
