Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
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I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
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oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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