so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
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Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
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Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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