What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!