Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
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Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
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He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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