Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
bring money and cleavage
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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