FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
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At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
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Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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