If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
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