i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Randomize
