New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
i think my cat just said my name.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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