I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Are we still banned from the library?
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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