I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
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you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
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Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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